Ah, September. The month when the leaves start dropping faster than your motivation after Labor Day

, the PSLs return to save our souls, and your summer tan slowly starts ghosting you. But hey, at least you’ve got something that never fades—your sense of humor! 🍁

Whether you’re scrolling for the perfect fall caption, spicing up your small talk, or packing puns for a road trip through foliage country,

these 149+ funny September puns are here to deliver laughs like a crisp autumn breeze. From clever quips for social media to one

-liners that’ll make your teacher giggle (yes, even Mr. Grumpyface), this pun collection is your ultimate seasonal mood booster.

🍎 Did You Know?

The word “September” comes from “septem,” meaning seven in Latin—because it used to be the seventh month of the Roman calendar. Talk about a month with an identity crisis!

No wonder it’s full of puns—September’s been cracking itself up since ancient times.

Funny September Puns Captions 🍁

I’m falling for September like it’s my full-time job.
Autumn leaves and September breeze—pun and done.
Sweater weather? More like pun-derful weather.
Say hello to Sep-tember and goodbye to summer.
I’ve got 99 problems but a leaf ain’t one.
September: officially licensed to leaf.
School’s back, but my brain stayed in August.
I’d make a joke about school, but it’s class-ified.
PSL = Puns, Sass & Laughter.
Leaf me alone, I’m thriving in September.
Fall is in the air… and in my pun game.
Don’t stop be-leafing, it’s only September!
Spiced up like this latte, baby.
September’s goal: turn over a new leaf (of jokes).
Life’s better when you’re pun-der the September sun.

Funny September Puns One Liners 🌟

September: the Monday of months, but make it cozy.
My mood this month? Pumpkin sp-why not.
Apple picking? More like pun-picking.
Leaf it to me to turn every moment into a pun.
I fell for fall… literally.
This September, I’m bringing spice to everything—even my jokes.
Back to school? More like back to cool puns.
Hay there! September’s looking grain-tastic.
Gourd times ahead, folks.
September’s forecast: 90% chance of punshine.
Autumn: nature’s way of showing it’s time to chill.
School’s in, but I’m still in vacay mode.
If September had a zodiac sign, it’d be Punittarius.
Crunched some leaves, now I’m feeling crunchy.
I’m just a pun-dle of joy this September.

Short Funny September Puns 🍂

Hello Sep-pun-ber!
Leaf it up to September.
Fall so hard.
Spice, spice baby.
September? More like Sep-pun-ber!
Pumpkin please.
Gourd vibes only.
PSL = Pure Sass & Laughter.
Sweater pun-tential.
Cool to be school’d.
Hay-larious month ahead.
Foliage is my therapy.
Pile it high—leaves and jokes.
Cozy-core in full pun mode.
Breezy and cheesy.

Clever September Puns for Instagram 📸

Septem-brrr: where sweaters and sarcasm unite.
I came, I saw, I leafed.
Channeling my inner pumpkin spice influencer.
Fall fashion? More like pun-k couture.
School daze and coffee haze.
First day of school drip: leaf me speechless.
Latte begin September.
Can’t adult today, it’s fall.
Autumn leaves & Insta thieves—stealing my vibes.
Basic? No. Boldly seasonal.
The sass is strong this September.
New month, new memes.
Leaf me a comment if you’re cozy.
Dressed like a pile of cinnamon rolls.
Catch flights, not feelings… unless it’s to Vermont.

Best September-Themed Wordplay Jokes 🎃

Why did the tree break up in September? It wanted to branch out.
What do you call a pumpkin who studies hard? A gourd scholar.
Why did the calendar get nervous? September tests were coming!
Why did the leaf go to therapy? It had too many falling outs.
How do you know September’s dramatic? It always makes a scene.
Why do apples love September? It’s their core season.
What’s September’s favorite song? “Can’t Stop the Leaf-ling.”
Why did the pencil love September? It got to make a fresh point.
What do you get when you cross September with caffeine? A latte deadlines.
Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
What’s a September tree’s favorite social media? Twig-Tok.
Why was September jealous of October? It had more fans (and flannel).
What do leaves say when they’re leaving? “I’m outta here, it’s been fall-tastic.”
Why don’t you fight in September? Too many fall-outs.
What do students eat in September? Cramberries.

Witty September Puns for Social Media 💬

Leafing summer behind like… 👋
Pumpkin everything? I’m gourd-geous.
Currently vibing at the corner of cozy and cringe.
Study hard, nap harder.
BRB, frolicking through leaves like a rom-com.
I got 99 school supplies and not one is a pencil sharpener.
Teachers love me… pun intended.
Just over here falling into place.
Pumpkin spice and WiFi, please.
September: when your tan fades but your sarcasm shines.
New semester, same chaotic energy.
Cozying up to commitment… JK.
This month’s aesthetic: blanket burrito.
Falling behind? More like fall-ing stylishly.
Productivity level: decorative gourd.

Clean and Family-Friendly September Jokes 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

What month is a leaf’s favorite? Sep-’timber’!
Why did September go to school? To leaf smarter.
What did the teacher say in September? “You autumn know this!”
Why was the apple always smiling? It had great core values.
What does a pencil say in September? “Write on!”
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
Why don’t trees argue in September? They don’t want to leaf bad feelings.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite sport? Hay-tchery.
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack? Nut preparation.
What do September clouds wear? Raincoats!
Why do books love September? Back to their shelves.
What’s the September motto? “Stay calm and leaf on.”
Why did the pumpkin skip school? It felt squashed.
Why is September so cool? Because it brings sweater weather!
What do acorns say in September? “It’s time to nut up!”

Punny September Quotes That’ll Crack You Up 🧠

“September: the only month that starts with school and ends with pie.”
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall… and full of puns.”
“Autumn leaves may fall, but my spirits rise.”
“You’re never too old for back-to-school snacks and back-to-pun jokes.”
“If September had a personality, it’d be an introvert wearing flannel.”
“Give me coffee and cozy vibes or give me… more September.”
“No one falls harder than me—into piles of leaves and bad decisions.”
“September is my love language—layered, cozy, and full of excuses.”
“Keep calm and pun into fall.”
“Sweater weather makes me a better person.”
“When life gives you September, add cinnamon.”
“Leaves may be basic, but so am I.”
“Fall is proof that change can be beautiful… and hilarious.”
“September: where summer’s end meets pun’s beginning.”
“Sip, sip, hooray—it’s September!”

September Puns for Tourists and Travelers 🌍

“Leaf-ing on a jet plane…”
Checked in, leafed out.
Wanderlust and sweater dust.
This view? Totally awe-tumn.
Boarding pass: Sep-where-ber?
Catch flights, not colds.
Hiking boots and hayrides = dream team.
I came, I saw, I cider-ed.
September passport: Pumpkin Edition.
Just leaf me in the mountains.
Booking fall trips like it’s my job.
Leaf tours > beach tours.
Nature called—I answered with flannel.
PSL in Paris? Oui, oui!
Pumpkin patches are my new runway.

Silly & Sassy September Wordplay 😎

I’m not bossy, I’m fall-thoritative.
Sassier than a squirrel on espresso.
Falling behind? I prefer “falling fabulous.”
September’s vibe? Sweater weather with side-eye
Crunchy leaves, sassier sleeves.
I don’t sweat—I sweater.
Spicing things up like a cinnamon queen.
My shade matches the foliage—bold and burnt.
September called—it wants its puns back.
Too cool for school, but here anyway.
Caution: may cause cozy envy.
PSL = Puns So Lethal.
I don’t leaf without a punchline.
Mood: Autumn, but make it attitude.
Puns before pumpkins.

Iconic Sayings with a September Twist 🔁

Wake me up when September puns end.
Fall hard or go home.
Every leaf tells a story—this one’s hilarious.
Leaves are falling, and so am I… for snacks.
September dreams are made of fleece.
Don’t just survive September—thriveber it.
A leaf a day keeps the grumps away.
In pumpkin we trust.
All’s fair in love and PSL.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
You autumn know better.
Make September pun-derful again.
Too gourd to be true.
Blessed and pumpkin obsessed.
Falling in pun all over again.

Share-Worthy September Puns for Every Mood 🤳

Feeling flan-tastic this fall.
Sweater up, buttercup.
Caught in a fall-mance.
Leaf goals: crunchy and cute.
Autumn: the OG cuddle season.
Turtlenecks and terrible puns.
Mood: sipping chai and being extra.
Falling into my silly era.
PSL? Pretty Sass Loaded.
Feeling unbe-leaf-ably good.
Leaf-laugh-love.
Basic? More like beautiful and seasonally relevant.
Cozy crimes and cider time.
September: it’s pun o’clock somewhere.
Mood ring says: fall-vibes only.

🔹 FAQs

What are good puns for September?

Funny September puns include wordplay with “leaf,” “fall,” “school,” and “pumpkin,” like “Leaf me alone—it’s fall time!”

Can I use these September puns for Instagram captions?

Absolutely! These puns are perfect for captions, from selfies in sweaters to PSL latte pics.

Are September puns kid-friendly?

Yes! All puns are clean, family-approved, and pun-tastic for all ages.

Why are puns great for social media in September?

They help you stand out, add humor, and give your seasonal posts a clever twist.

How do I write my own September pun?

Think about fall-related words (leaves, school, cozy) and twist them into fun, surprising punchlines!

There you have it—149+ leaf-tickling, cider-sipping, pun-believable September puns to keep you laughing all month long.

Whether you’re headed back to school, sipping lattes like a pumpkin pro, or just cozying up under a

fuzzy blanket with your phone, these puns will spice up your conversations and your captions.

🍁 Now it’s your turn—drop your favorite September pun below or tag us on social with your best caption! Let’s get pun-ky this fall! 🍂

David Parker