183+ Funny September Puns 🍁🤣 That’ll Leaf You Laughing All Month Long!

September: the glorious gateway between summer sunburns and pumpkin spice mania. It’s the month

where the leaves start turning and so does our humor—into something delightfully punny! Whether you’re sipping cider,

packing your backpack, or just trying to survive the back-to-school blues, a good laugh can go a long way.

These 183+ funny September puns are here to make your friends groan, giggle, and say “you did not just pun that.”

From Instagram captions that rake in the likes 🍂 to zingers that spice up your group chats,

this list is your golden ticket to September hilarity. So, leaf all your worries behind and fall into laughter!

🔹 4. “Did You Know?” Box

The word “September” comes from the Latin septem, meaning “seven”—because it was the seventh month in the Roman calendar! Which makes these puns ancient-ly funny.

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Funny September Puns Captions

Leaf me alone, I’m September-ing 🍃
Sippin’ cider, throwin’ side-eyes
September stole my sun, but gave me sweaters
PSL is my personality now ☕
Watch me fall in love this month
The only thing I’m crunching is leaves
Back to school? More like back to cool
Sweater weather is better together
I’m turning over a new leaf—again
September, I barely know her
Fall so hard, September wanna fine me
Getting my pumpkin spice on early this year
Summer flamed out, and I’m leafing it behind
Just a bunch of hocus focus
School supplies and sarcasm: my September starter pack

Funny September Puns One Liners

I’m nuts about September—acorny confession, I know
My favorite pickup line? “You had me at September.”
I’m a-maize-ing at autumn wordplay
I’d rake you over the leaves for saying summer was better
Hay girl, hay!
If looks could chill, they’d be September
This month is unbe-leaf-able
September’s motto: Cool air, cooler vibes
Life’s gourd in September
I’m on a roll—pumpkin roll
Autumn leaves and latte sleeves
Don’t stop be-leafing in good puns
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due this semester
September: the month where I fake my productivity
Orange you glad fall’s finally here?

Short Funny September Puns

Fall-o there
S’more fun, less sun
Leaves drop, jaws do too
Crisp air, sassy flair
Gourd vibes only
Fleece Navidad (okay, a little early)
Get your flannel on
Leaf it to me
Brew-tiful days ahead
I’m acorn-y mess
Fallin’ for ya
PSL = Pure September Love
Pumpkin spice and zero chill
Brisk it for the biscuit
Can you September-lieve this weather?

Clever September Puns for Instagram

Falling for this filter 🍂
Brb, frolicking through leaves like I’m in a romcom
If loving fall is wrong, I don’t want to be right
September: proof that change can be beautiful
I don’t sweat—I sweater
Flannel and function, that’s my aesthetic
Autumn leaves, but my captions stay
Cooler days, hotter captions
PSL me up, Scotty
Spicing up your feed, one latte at a time
More layers than my drama
September skies and pumpkin pies
Sorry, I can’t hear you over my cozy
Chillin’ harder than my iced pumpkin latte
Putting the “ember” in “Remember September”

Best September-Themed Wordplay Jokes

What do trees say in September? I’m falling for you
Why did the scarecrow start school? Because he was outstanding in his field
What’s a leaf’s favorite sport? Falling
What do you get when you cross September with a vampire? Pumpkin bite
Why was the calendar so chill in September? It finally got a break
What’s a September ghost’s favorite drink? Boo-chata
Why don’t pumpkins do stand-up? They always squash the punchline
What’s a squirrel’s dating motto in September? Nut now, fall in love later
Why did the acorn join a gym? To get shredded for fall
What’s a tree’s least favorite subject? Treegonometry
Why was the leaf embarrassed? It got caught changing
Why did the student eat their homework in September? Because it was a piece of cake
What do you call it when September gets dramatic? Fall-acious
Why did the apple stop in September? It ran out of juice
What did the coffee say in September? I’m brewed and ready

Witty September Puns for Social Media

September: officially ghosting summer
Sweater forecast: 100% chance of cozy
I’ve got a September state of mind
Latte me be great this month
Here for the crisp and the kisses
Let’s fall into new habits
If autumn were a person, I’d propose
Channeling flannel
Seasonal slayage in progress
This leaf didn’t turn over itself
Cozy is a lifestyle
Currently nesting for the next 3 months
Fall fashion? Gourd-geous
Rake me up before you go-go
Changing leaves, unchanged sass

Clean and Family-Friendly September Jokes

Why was the leaf late to school? It was blowing off class
What do you call a grumpy tree? A crabapple
Why did the September student get an A? They autumn-atically knew the answers
Why do trees hate math? Too many log-arithms
What’s a fall fan’s favorite cereal? Frosted Leaves
Why are pumpkins never rude? They have gourd manners
What’s a September bird’s favorite song? Tweet Home Alabama
Why was the September sun so polite? It knew when to set
What do you call a chilly day in September? Brrr-isk
What’s a student’s favorite tree? The grammar tree
Why are apples so good at school? They always make the core curriculum
What did the teacher say in September? Let’s fall into learning
Why did the pencil love September? Fresh start, fresh point
Why was the chalk happy? School was back in session
What’s a squirrel’s motto? Keep calm and nut on

Punny September Quotes That’ll Crack You Up

“To fall or not to fall—that is the September question.”
“Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let go… and sip lattes.”
“When life gives you September, make cider.”
“I came. I saw. I pumpkin spiced.”
“September is proof you can turn over a new leaf and still be shady.”
“Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.”
“In September, we wear flannel.”
“Some people fall in love, I fall in leaves.”
“Stay cozy, my friends.”
“It’s the most wonder-fall time of the year.”
“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the September tree.”
“A latte a day keeps the September blues away.”
“My favorite season is pumpkin.”
“If fall were a feeling, it would be fuzzy socks and bad decisions.”
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a leaf pile, asking it to love me.”

September Puns for Tourists and Travelers

September getaways are un-be-leaf-able
Autumn adventures await—bring your sass
Falling for new places, one leaf at a time
Passport: check. Pumpkin spice: double check
Flannel across borders
Travel tip: always pack a scarf and a pun
Exploring cities and cider stands
Take only photos, leave only leaves
Gourd-geous views this September
Backroads and back-to-school vibes
I came, I saw, I sweatered
September skies and cinnamon highs
Adventures are better with crunchy leaves
New country, same cozy aesthetic
Getting lost never felt so seasonal

Silly & Sassy September Wordplay

Fallin’ and I can’t leaf up
Sip happens, especially in September
Don’t text your ex—text your PSL
No drama, just autumn-a
Spice level: pumpkin hot
My flannel brings all the boys to the yard
Say it with cider
I’m not lazy, I’m hibernating early
Let’s spice things up… seasonally
Stop, drop, and stroll through leaves
This season’s shade is mahogany mood swings
Can’t leaf me now, I’m just getting cozy
If I had a nickel for every fall pun, I’d be rich in October
I’m the apple of my own eye
Serve looks, sip cider, stay spooky

Iconic Sayings with a September Twist

“September is the new July—just with better fashion.”
“Keep calm and crunch on.”
“Life is gourd. Don’t squash it.”
“Live, laugh, leaf.”
“All you need is love and layered clothing.”
“The early bird gets the cider.”
“Do one thing every September that scares your allergies.”
“Eat, drink, and be cozy.”
“When one leaf falls, another opportunity rises.”
“Work hard, leaf hardly.”
“Make hay while the September sun shines.”
“Apple a day keeps the September blues away.”
“Be the flannel in a world full of tank tops.”
“Life begins at sweater weather.”
“What you rake is what you sow.”

Share-Worthy September Puns for Every Mood

Moody? Time to leaf that attitude behind
Cozy? Welcome to the fleece life
Grumpy? Have a PSL and chill
Confused? Just fall with it
Stressed? Let’s take this pun thing outside
Productive? September you’re killing it
Lazy? Permission to hibernate granted
Creative? Time to make some a-maize-ing art
Romantic? Let’s snuggle through September
Adventurous? Let’s leaf town
Optimistic? Brighter days and browner leaves
Chill? Your aura is crisp
Silly? Acorn-y mood is appreciated
Flirty? Wanna fall into my DMs?
Reflective? September is for deep leaves

🔹 6. FAQs Section

What are the best September puns for Instagram?

Use puns like Leaf me alone or Fallin’ for this weather for perfect fall captions.

Can I use these September puns for school projects?

Absolutely! These are clean, clever, and class-friendly.

What makes a good September pun?

Wordplay involving fall, leaves, school, pumpkin spice, or September-related themes.

Are there travel-themed September puns?

Yes! Check out our “September Puns for Tourists and Travelers” section for pun-derful ideas.

Can I share these puns on social media?

Of course! These puns are made for sharing, tagging, and raking in the likes.

There you have it—183+ funny September puns that’ll leaf you laughing, captioning, and caffeinating your way through the coziest month of them all. Whether you’re curled up in flannel,

wandering a fall festival, or simply trying to make it through a Monday, a good pun can make everything better.

So go ahead—copy, paste, post, and most importantly, laugh. And if you loved these, don’t forget to fall-ow us for more pun-derful content every season!

🍂 Got a favorite September pun? Drop it in the comments below—let’s keep this pun party rolling!

David Parker