151+ Funny Thanksgiving Puns 🩃🍁 That’ll Make You Gobble With Laughter!

By David Parker

Whether you’re looking for hilarious Thanksgiving captions for your Insta-worthy feast, need a few corny zingers for

the family dinner table, or want to make your friends chuckle across the globe, these Thanksgiving puns will gravy your day

. They’re perfect for travelers sharing their Thanksgiving stories, social media addicts crafting tha

t chef’s kiss caption, or anyone who thinks “Dad jokes” deserve a holiday of their own.

So sit back, unbutton that top jean button, and feast your eyes on this wordy wonderland of poultry puns

, stuffing zingers, and side-splitting side dish humor. Let’s get this pun-derful party started!


đŸ”č 3. “Did You Know?” Box

The first Thanksgiving lasted three days, and not one relative made a joke about “turkey coma”—probably because the puns hadn’t been invented yet.


đŸ”č 4. Funny Thanksgiving Puns Captions

 Funny Thanksgiving Puns Captions
  • Talk turkey to me
  • Feast mode: activated
  • You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving
  • Gravy train, next stop: my mouth
  • Eat, drink, and cranberry on
  • I came in like a Butterball
  • Oh my gourd, it’s turkey time!
  • Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
  • Don’t be a jerky, pass the turkey
  • Gettin’ basted with my favorites
  • Leftovers are for quitters
  • This stuffing is the real main character
  • Gobble ‘til you wobble
  • Family, food, football, and funny business
  • Cran you believe how good this is?

đŸ”č 5. Funny Thanksgiving Puns One Liners

  • I yam what I yam, and that’s a thankful spud.
  • The turkey’s stuffed, and so am I.
  • I’m pie-ning for dessert already.
  • My plate says “yes,” my jeans say “nope.”
  • Pass the rolls and the eye-rolls.
  • Life’s gravy when you’re this full.
  • That turkey didn’t stand a clucking chance.
  • Squash goals: eat everything.
  • Feeling thigh-nkful.
  • This holiday has me roasted.
  • Carved out some time to eat today.
  • I’m just here for the sides and sarcasm.
  • The only drama I enjoy is on my plate.
  • My gravy boat is my spirit vessel.
  • Fall so hard, motherpumpkins wanna pie me.

đŸ”č 6. Short Funny Thanksgiving Puns

  Short Funny Thanksgiving Puns
  • Gobblin’ up good vibes
  • Pie hard
  • Feast your eyes
  • Keep calm and cran on
  • Fowl play at the table
  • I’m on a roll
  • Thankfuller than my pants
  • Fallin’ for food
  • Mashed and smashed
  • Oh snap! (green bean edition)
  • Corny and proud
  • Sweet potato soul
  • Full of thanks and stuffing
  • Gourd-geous spread
  • Turkey trot and roll

đŸ”č 7. Clever Thanksgiving Puns for Instagram

  • Feeling extra (cranberry sauce optional)
  • Just wingin’ it this Thanksgiving
  • Serving looks and second helpings
  • This plate deserves a photoshoot
  • Y’all gravy, no worries
  • In crust we trust (hello, pie)
  • 50 shades of beige food
  • Gourd vibes only
  • This feast is unbe-leaf-able
  • #GratitudeGoals
  • Thankful AF (and full)
  • Swipe left for stuffing shots
  • Basted and bougie
  • Life’s too short—eat the pie
  • Hashtag: Grateful & Gravy

đŸ”č 8. Best Thanksgiving-Themed Wordplay Jokes

đŸ”č 10. Clean and Family-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes
  • Why was the turkey invited to every party? He was always the center of attention!
  • What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
  • What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You complete me.”
  • Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? He was already stuffed.
  • How do turkeys show affection? They give pecks.
  • What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
  • Why do turkeys hate the internet? Too much stuffing.
  • What did the sweet potato say at dinner? “I yam who I yam!”
  • Why was the cranberry sauce blushing? It saw the turkey dressing.
  • What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo? A bird that can pluck itself!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite app? Instagravy.
  • Why did the pilgrims eat turkey? Because they couldn’t find chicken nuggets.
  • What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack!”
  • Why don’t you put the turkey next to the dessert? It might gobble it up.
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you stuffing? Because I’m falling for you.”

đŸ”č 9. Witty Thanksgiving Puns for Social Media

  • This plate’s hotter than the tea at family dinner
  • 99 problems but a feast ain’t one
  • Baste life ever
  • Catch me napping mid-dinner
  • Turkey and tantrums—family traditions
  • Givin’ thanks and takin’ names
  • Stuffed with love (and carbs)
  • More drama than the Macy’s parade
  • Calories? Never heard of her
  • Peas, love, and pumpkin pie
  • Drop it like it’s hot (gravy boat edition)
  • This is how we roll—crescent style
  • I’m not bossy, I’m the dinner director
  • Food before dudes
  • Let’s get basted, responsibly

đŸ”č 10. Clean and Family-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes

. Clean and Family-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes
  • What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
  • Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The wobble.
  • What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick!
  • What did the dad say after carving the turkey? “Job well done!”
  • What do you call Thanksgiving at your cousin’s house? Awkward-giving.
  • Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re already stuffed!
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Grave-y!
  • What’s a math teacher’s favorite side? Pi.
  • What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you!
  • Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing.
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
  • What do polite turkeys say? Pls and giblets.
  • What kind of music do pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.

đŸ”č 11. Punny Thanksgiving Quotes That’ll Crack You Up

  • “Gratitude turns what we have into enough… but I’ll still take seconds.”
  • “Live, laugh, leftover.”
  • “Thanksgiving: the only time eating five kinds of carbs is a flex.”
  • “Keep calm and eat on.”
  • “Eat, nap, repeat.”
  • “If you need me, I’ll be in a food coma.”
  • “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pie.”
  • “Turkey: the centerpiece of my happiness.”
  • “Be grateful, eat grateful.”
  • “I only have pies for you.”
  • “Feast your eyes, and your belly.”
  • “Snooze buttons were invented for post-Thanksgiving naps.”
  • “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of gravy.”
  • “Thanksgiving: when calories don’t count and pants stretch.”
  • “Let’s get cranberry sauced.”

đŸ”č 12. Thanksgiving Puns for Tourists and Travelers

  • Pilgrim passport, please
  • Turkey trot around the world
  • Feast and fly
  • Stuffed from state to state
  • Baste Coast or Gravy Coast?
  • Gourd vibes in all time zones
  • Jet-lagged but still gobbling
  • Globetrotting with gravy goals
  • Gobble guide to global feasts
  • Around the world in 80 bites
  • Turkey trekker reporting for duty
  • International pie-rate
  • Nomad with mashed potatoes
  • Thankful travels and stretchy pants
  • Passports and pumpkin pie

đŸ”č 13. Silly & Sassy Thanksgiving Wordplay

đŸ”č 13. Silly & Sassy Thanksgiving Wordplay
  • Don’t kale my vibe, I’m eating
  • You’re the pumpkin to my spice
  • Sweet potato sass activated
  • Feastin’ and beastin’
  • Not today, tryptophan
  • Gobble like nobody’s watching
  • Pie-lent but deadly
  • Flirtin’ with my fork
  • Get your gourd on
  • No wine left behind
  • Cran full of charm
  • Butternut be rude
  • This turkey’s got drama
  • The roast with the most
  • Sassy since stuffing

đŸ”č 14. Iconic Sayings with a Thanksgiving Twist

  • “May the forks be with you”
  • “A feast to remember”
  • “Just roll with it”
  • “Give thanks and slay”
  • “That’s how the cookie crumbles—into pie”
  • “It’s all gravy from here”
  • “Shake your tail feather”
  • “Life’s too short to skip stuffing”
  • “Don’t be chicken—be turkey”
  • “Fork yeah!”
  • “To gravy or not to gravy”
  • “When in doubt, whip the cream”
  • “The early bird gets the stuffing”
  • “Let them eat pie”
  • “Feast your destiny”

đŸ”č 15. Share-Worthy Thanksgiving Puns for Every Mood

  • Thankful and hungry
  • Gravy today, nap tomorrow
  • Pie is my love language
  • Full of feelings and food
  • Sweater weather, turkey tether
  • Gravy is my spirit animal
  • Giving thanks and zero judgment
  • All dressed up with pie to go
  • Feastin’ like royalty
  • Resting feast face
  • Peaced, loved, and pieced
  • Carved and content
  • Hugs, drumsticks, and elastic pants
  • The mash made me do it
  • Mood: Basted & beautiful

đŸ”č 16. FAQs

What are some funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram?

Try “Gobble ‘til you wobble” or “Stuffed with love and pie.”

What’s a clean Thanksgiving pun for kids?

“How do turkeys say hello? ‘Pleased to meat you!’”

Are there Thanksgiving puns good for travelers?

Yes! “Turkey trot around the world” or “Feast and fly” are perfect.

Can I use Thanksgiving puns at work?

Absolutely. Keep it light with lines like “Let’s get basted—professionally.”

What’s a good Thanksgiving pun for a greeting card?

“Sending you tons of thanks and cranberry hugs!”

There you have it—151+ Thanksgiving puns so funny, even your grumpy uncle will crack a smile. Whether you’re

gobbling up likes on Instagram, cracking jokes at the dinner table, or just adding a little flavor to your day, these puns are sure to bring the gravy-good giggles.

🍂 Ready to share the laughter? Copy your favorites, post that perfect caption, and tag someone who needs a little extra pun

-kin spice in their life. Don’t forget to share this post so no one goes pun-gry this Thanksgiving!

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